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- OK. This is what we're doing.
- So I had my Nutjob Appointment today.
- And the good thing about hiring me--
- I would very much like to work in comedy.
- Well, it's off to the nut hatch today.
- I'm missing something.
- The truth is spoken in plain sight.
- If there is one thing I wish to impart to all of y...
- "In the end, the joke will be on me."
- If someone wants to echo me back, that would be gr...
- As a comedic form,
- This is why DHS needs to go bye-bye.
- A waste then to put it down?
- Beak click-on beak clack
- I'm going to go on vacation.
- What weakens the Americans' hand here,
- See,
- Holder.
- Cue hand wringing in three, two, one.
- When the postmortem is performed on this age of pu...
- So Obama has apparently been to the same strip-mal...
- Holder.
- I am presently formulating a plan to eradicate the...
- There goes the neighborhood.
- Change we can believe in.
- Vinny wins an award.
- Obviously, the United States Government needs to b...
- I am sorry to hear that your mother died.
- Waking up.
- Dangerous material is the crack cocaine of comedy....
- "There must be someone else there besides your wif...
- My signature wardrobe is the following:
- Can you see it coming into view? It's your future....
- I went to a fag party last night.
- "Chris, your so stupid."
- Global Reserve Currency
- Ladies and Gentlemen,
- Occupation government? Where have I heard that bef...
- Fake Plastic Trees
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March
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- Adolf Hitler is my hero. I'm glad that Rabbi Schne...
- My rage is so multi-faceted,
- "Mommy, why did Mister King stop telling jokes?"
- More on that MIAC report.
- Don't forget to keep an eye on United Sovereigns o...
- In my absence,
- Just a reminder.
- I am still awaiting a call from my agent.
- This is why I hate doing this material.
- This is all extremely fascinating, but, alas, ulti...
- This is one of those things that magically disappe...
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