I would very much like to work in comedy.

I don't want the past six years to be a waste. If anyone wants to hire me, I would be much appreciative. I will do my level best to play well with others. And I'm sorry if ever I was mean to anyone. It was an unsavory but necessary ingredient in the stew of sadness that has been my brand of material.

I would like to come inside now. I'll be good.