I am presently formulating a plan to eradicate the United States.

It is a jurisdiction that is bothersome to me. It steals from me, even when I pretend that it does not exist. Therefore, it needs to disappear.

My jurisdiction is unassailable by United States. I am an 800-pound gorilla. United States lacks prybars sufficient to move my fat ass. All I have to do is decide that I will sit over here now and that is that.

That is how I will terminate United States.

I will let you know the specifics.