Hey, nigger: Get me off whatever nigger watch list I'm on. I need my audience to feel free to buy their tickets.
I have the jester's license, which means that I have license to speak. That means that I have license to eat so that I might live to speak. Not only are you required to sit your nigger ass in your seat, but you are required to allow my audience to buy their tickets.
Take me off your various nigger lists.
Audience: You are obligated to buy your ticket. Send one hundred dollars per person to me by UPS or FedEx to my house at:
10 Rockingham Post Rd
Rockingham, VT 05101
If you gutless wonders won't give me a job in TV, then you will at least buy your ticket.
I have no other means of supporting myself. You WILL buy your ticket.
