Thursday, March 12, 2009

See,

there was a lot of hand-wringing after the election about how comedians would ridicule Barack Obama without seeming to come off as racist.

The obvious solution, then, is simply to be as racist as possible in your approach. That's the hook. He's a slave, with big fat red lips and big white teeth and he's eating watermelon all the time. And he wears rags and he obsequiously attends --although he wouldn't know such a big word, them's for white people-- he obsequiously attends to his masters' needs.