Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Cuba is a veritable beacon of lawfulness and decency compared to the United States.

Why the embargo? We should be emulating our neighbor to the south.

This nation is dead, its people are vile, disgusting, degenerate zombies, and America is in no way Number One in anything.

The United States is a rotted corpse just waiting to fall over.

The most asinine thing I ever catalogued here in 3-space was this utterance from some dumbass at the gas station two years ago:

"The terrorists hate us because we're number one."

He just blurted it out as he was eating a sandwich, uttered apropos of nothing at all, as if his little brain were trying to make sense of all the inconsistencies in the narrative that got sold like Axxe Body Spray by the TV Man. His atrophied pinhead brain seized upon it as the only plausible explanation for why cavemen would attack a military superpower.

I assume that even our sandwich-eating, dullard friend has come to realize that his abortion of a country no longer exists, much less is it Number One.

I sometimes feel embarrassment at being perceived as crazy. An acquaintance of mine (not friend) calls me "the least-normal person I have ever known." But then I remind myself that I am ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE more rational than 99% of the people in this country. If that's crazy, I'll take it.

There is nothing more satisfying in all the world than to watch the "sane" of society starve to death while the "crazy" among us get to gorge ourselves on our food stores and then inseminate their widows. The "crazy" of the world will spread their DNA far and wide.

"And the crazy shall inherit the earth."