What's possessing the Funniest Joke Since the Cambrian Explosion worth if you can't take it out from under its glass and show it off at dinner parties now and again?
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- OK. This is what we're doing.
- So I had my Nutjob Appointment today.
- And the good thing about hiring me--
- I would very much like to work in comedy.
- Well, it's off to the nut hatch today.
- I'm missing something.
- The truth is spoken in plain sight.
- If there is one thing I wish to impart to all of y...
- "In the end, the joke will be on me."
- If someone wants to echo me back, that would be gr...
- As a comedic form,
- This is why DHS needs to go bye-bye.
- A waste then to put it down?
- Beak click-on beak clack
- I'm going to go on vacation.
- What weakens the Americans' hand here,
- See,
- Holder.
- Cue hand wringing in three, two, one.
- When the postmortem is performed on this age of pu...
- So Obama has apparently been to the same strip-mal...
- Holder.
- I am presently formulating a plan to eradicate the...
- There goes the neighborhood.
- Change we can believe in.
- Vinny wins an award.
- Obviously, the United States Government needs to b...
- I am sorry to hear that your mother died.
- Waking up.
- Dangerous material is the crack cocaine of comedy....
- "There must be someone else there besides your wif...
- My signature wardrobe is the following:
- Can you see it coming into view? It's your future....
- I went to a fag party last night.
- "Chris, your so stupid."
- Global Reserve Currency
- Ladies and Gentlemen,
- Occupation government? Where have I heard that bef...
- Fake Plastic Trees
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- Adolf Hitler is my hero. I'm glad that Rabbi Schne...
- My rage is so multi-faceted,
- "Mommy, why did Mister King stop telling jokes?"
- More on that MIAC report.
- Don't forget to keep an eye on United Sovereigns o...
- In my absence,
- Just a reminder.
- I am still awaiting a call from my agent.
- This is why I hate doing this material.
- This is all extremely fascinating, but, alas, ulti...
- This is one of those things that magically disappe...
- At some point I'm just going to have to apologize ...
- Newsflash: It's because you're not relevant.
- Good morning, my Little Dream Children.
- In addition to being an Asperger's Sufferer(R), I ...
- It is spring now.
- I am pleased to note,
- These are youth brigades.
- This man needs to be removed from office immediate...
- Not too bright, though.
- I'm changing the title of this show.
- Why does this person even exist?
- Mister President,
- We need to discuss a few things.
- Cuba is a veritable beacon of lawfulness and decen...
- Do you see what the lack of moral authority result...
- Nigger.
- I was reminded last week that New York is a dead c...
- All hail Rabbi Schneerson and the Hive Mind.
- Things are free, right?
- Nigger.
- My Own Reality
- Comfortably Numb
- I have generally not considered this central to wh...
- Wow. It sure would be nice if Antiwar.com would gi...
- The Son of God v. the Avenging Angel
- "Chris, why is your brain turned to mush now?"
- Don't you have better things to do?
- You people can't lose your jobs fast enough to sui...
- What's next, nigger, stealing hubcaps?
- "Miss Preston, get me the Nigger in Chief, would y...
- Where's that nigger?
- You know the country is doomed when--
- Hey, nigger.
- And if George Bush could sit there and take his me...
- Barack Obama is the Nigger in Chief.
- See,
- I just thought up a new joke.
- On your knees, boy.
- Barack Obama is serving his masters well.
- The Obama Deception
- The Christ Entity resides inside the time domain.
- Torture is not compatible with Christianity.
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